(Stress Free) Website Management Service
“I Don’t Have Time For This Bull$@!t”
I know it’s frustrating dealing with the inner workings of your website. It will make you want to punch your screen, your co-workers, or anyone passing you by.
Let’s face it…
You Don’t Have Time To Mess With The Nuts & Bolts Of Your Website
Your time is valuable. On average, a new client comes to me after trying to “figure this stuff out” for several hours. I can only wonder, what did that time cost you?
While you’re busy frantically trying to repair your crashed site (again), you could be generating income. And wouldn’t you rather be doing that?
Look, I know all about boot-strapping a business. I know sometimes you and I want to save a buck and do it ourselves. But, with this website stuff, when you decide to take the time out of your busy day to fix these problems, you find out that…
It’s Difficult, Time-Consuming, And It Stresses You Out!
I get the phone call all too often. Some poor guy has been trying to figure out “what the hell is wrong with this thing now” for the past 6 hours. He’s at his wits end and is ready to throw the damn thing out of the window.
Where should my DNS be pointing? What in the world is a DNS? Why isn’t this working?!
Good News: I Can Relieve Your Stress
Before any more of your hairs turn grey (don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone), sign up for our complete stress-free website management program.
As long as it has to do with your website, I can fix any problems you have with one hand tied behind my back – and I can do it even faster when I have both hands!
Why would you bash your head on the keyboard when I could do it for you? (My head, I mean…)
What our customers think:
Here Is Everything We Will Do For You…
Time for website upgrades and repairs
Your site will never go down or get infected
We will back up your site daily and restore it ASAP if needed
No hassle plans, no contracts
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